If you consider yourself a person of few words and being naughty over nice doesn’t concern you, then this is the sweater for you. Wear it to a date and you’ll know how it ends. Who knew a seductive Santa lying down with a ahem, big package, is what you needed to get in the mood this holiday season.

This sweater also works as a gift for your partner; it may come in a small package but the message is loud and clear and if compliments is your partner’s love language, this swear does it well. Warm, cosy and the right amount of flirtatious humour is enough to share some laughs over and then snuggle in.