More Espresso, Less Depresso Mug – Caffeine > Crisis

Start your day with sarcasm and a shot of survival. The More Espresso, Less Depresso Mug is for the emotionally exhausted and highly caffeinated. Strong coffee. Stronger vibes.

🖤 20% of profits are donated to the Breaking Free Foundation to help cover therapy costs for those in need.

Sip the sarcasm. Serve the energy. Repeat daily.