For the ones running on caffeine, sarcasm, and holiday exhaustion — the Dead Inside Christmas Card says what we’re all thinking. Darkly funny and unapologetically real, it’s the perfect way to spread a little honest holiday cheer.

✨ Details:

• Includes envelope
• Blank inside for your message
• Printed locally in Alberta, Canada
• 20% of profits donated to the Breaking Free Foundation to help fund mental health therapy

🎅 Perfect for: Your favorite Grinch, burnout bestie, or anyone who loves their holidays with a dash of dark humor.