Finally, a reward for existing. If your greatest accomplishment today was getting out of bed before noon or remembering where you parked, you’ve earned this badge of mediocre honour. It’s the ultimate validation for those days when "good enough" is your peak performance and you’ve fully embraced the chaotic energy of adulthood.

While your motivation might be flimsy, this piece certainly isn't. It boasts a resilient enamel finish and a reliable backing that will cling to your favourite denim jacket or tote bag with more tenacity than you have for your gym membership. It is built to survive your daily grind and every minor inconvenience in between.

Level up your accessory game with a healthy dose of sarcasm. It’s the perfect gift for yourself or that friend who peaks at "adequate" and needs a little gold-standard recognition for their effort.

Approximately 3 cm x 3 cm.