PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
Book size is 6¾" x 8¼"
Hilariously funny, yet sincere at its core, this personalized gift will draw belly laughs from even the most cynical of retirees.
This retirement book is a humorous gift for a new retiree, poking fun at their "achievements" throughout their career. A key feature of this book is that the illustrated pages include the text with the retiree's name.
[Tom] often worked twelve hours and slept twelve hours. His boss was upset because they were the same twelve hours.
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While most people fear the economic uncertainties of retirement, [Tom] and [Peg] had nothing to worry about. [Tom's] motto was "A penny saved is a penny earned." His sound investments over the years had built a comfortable nest egg.
"How could I be out of money? I still have cheques left!"
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[Tom's] retirement get-together was attended by family and special friends. As always, [Tom] tried to entertain everyone with stories about his achievements, however small. The enraptured crowd hung on his every word. They had to - it was his party!
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