{"product_id":"the-retirement-book","title":"The Retirement Book","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"rightTab\"\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/canadapersonalizedgifts.ca\/pages\/sorry\" class=\"tab_btn\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eREAD A SAMPLE BOOK\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/canadapersonalizedgifts.ca\/pages\/for-create-a-book-and-best-personalized-book-brands\" class=\"tab_btn\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping Information\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePRODUCT DESCRIPTION\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBook size is 6¾\" x 8¼\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHilariously funny, yet sincere at its core, this personalized gift will draw belly laughs from even the most cynical of retirees.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis retirement book is a humorous gift for a new retiree, poking fun at their \"achievements\" throughout their career. A key feature of this book is that the illustrated pages include the text with the retiree's name.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e[Tom] often worked twelve hours and slept twelve hours. His boss was upset because they were the same twelve hours. \u003cbr\u003e-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\u003cbr\u003eWhile most people fear the economic uncertainties of retirement, [Tom] and [Peg] had nothing to worry about. [Tom's] motto was \"A penny saved is a penny earned.\" His sound investments over the years had built a comfortable nest egg. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"How could I be out of money? I still have cheques left!\"\u003cbr\u003e-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\u003cbr\u003e[Tom's] retirement get-together was attended by family and special friends. As always, [Tom] tried to entertain everyone with stories about his achievements, however small. The enraptured crowd hung on his every word. They had to - it was his party!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Canada Personalized Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52276875100457,"sku":"CAB527","price":24.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0747\/6225\/6681\/files\/Retirement.jpg?v=1765822760","url":"https:\/\/konnichiwa.ca\/en\/products\/the-retirement-book","provider":"こんにちはマート | KON NICHIWA MART","version":"1.0","type":"link"}