{"product_id":"2-sided-perfect-food-turntable-slipmat","title":"2-sided Perfect Food Turntable Slipmat","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2-sided Perfect Food Slipmat – 12″ Turntable Mat for Vinyl Collectors by Neesh Labs\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eIn a century that promised flying cars and delivered only streaming subscriptions, this sealed peanut butter and jelly marvel stands alone as humanity’s one true triumph. Forget smartphones and social media, this is the invention that perfected convenience, nostalgia, and nutrition in a single gesture. Its flawless geometry and self-contained genius solved food forever: no crumbs, no cleanup, no compromise. In the grand museum of human progress, it deserves its own wing.  It is a soft, circular monument to our fleeting brilliance.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDouble-sided, antistatic, anti-vibration, 11.75″ turntable mat\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eChoose from 3 types - \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e16 oz (standard)\u003c\/b\u003e -  .09″ (3\/32″) thick.  High Quality, 100% polyester felt\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e21 oz (audiophile)\u003c\/b\u003e - 0.125 (1\/8″) thick.  100% polyester felt \"Thickboy.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e16 oz glazed bottom (for DJs)\u003c\/b\u003e - 09″ (3\/32″) thick,  100% polyester felt, with a slick glazed bottom\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Neesh Labs | Original Art On Apparel, Slipmats, and Tarot","offers":[{"title":"16oz (standard)","offer_id":53208040702249,"sku":"sku-45851550089410","price":22.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"21oz (audiophile)","offer_id":53208040735017,"sku":"sku-45851550122178","price":30.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16oz glazed bottom (for DJs)","offer_id":53208040767785,"sku":"sku-45851550154946","price":22.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0747\/6225\/6681\/files\/neeshlabs-perfect-food-slipmat-turntable-mat.jpg?v=1779815519","url":"https:\/\/konnichiwa.ca\/en\/products\/2-sided-perfect-food-turntable-slipmat","provider":"こんにちはマート | KON NICHIWA MART","version":"1.0","type":"link"}